Scene: The hottest new heartthrob wandering alone Friday night. Boy, you're at a trendy club with pretty girls all around, so why are you content to walk around and sip your drink solo? And these girls aren't typical club-goers: they're the cool girls that shop at Milk and go to concerts in Silverlake. Just your style, right? You budding musician, you.

Or is it true what they say: you have the looks but lack the personality?

Not that scandalous, but the next-Brad Pitt not getting laid? In this town? Kind of a big deal.